Friday Funday.

1.
Female Students:  Miss, can we borrow your hair straightener? 
Me:  Don't you have class right now?
Female Students:  Well yes but the school is filming a commercial, so really no one has class today.
Me:  (Insert blank face as I hand them the hair straightener)
You:  Why do you keep a hair straightener at school?

2.
Student:  Miss, do you have a rubber?
Me:  What are you trying to say?
Another student:  I think he means eraser.
Student:  Yes.  To split these (not a type-o) paper into two.  (Insert student swiping his finger across a piece of paper.)
Me:  You are going to do that with an eraser?
Student:  No, with a razor!
Me:  I have scissors.  That seems safer.
Student:  Okay.  That will be fine.

3. 
Student: Miss, can we just all sit in a circle today and talk about US History?
Me:  Yes, yes you can. 
Multiple students:  Yes!!!!!  (Insert fist pumping)

4.
Me to the history teacher:  I just need you to know that (insert me telling her #2).
History teacher:  Haha.  I need you to know that today, the guards came into my room, in a panic, and asked for the key to my closet exclaiming that they need to get into the closet because there is a small dog locked inside.  When they openned the door, I realized it was not a small dog, but instead, a kitten. Kristen (the science teacher) has now adopted the kitten.
Me:  (Insert me staring at the history teacher with a blank face.)
History teacher:  Yes, I know.  I feel the same.